Modi, Rahul and the Barber

(Declaimer: Just for Fun.. No Political Intention at all )

मोदी जी नाई की दुकान में बाल कटवाने गए ।  नाई ने बाल काटते समय मोदी से पूछा..
नाईः साहेब यह आम आदमी पार्टी क्या है ?
मोदी जीः अबे तू बाल काट रहा है या राजनीति कर रहा है ..
नाईः माफ़ करना साहेब अब नहीं पूछूँगा...

अगली बार राहुल गान्धी बाल कटवाने गए, नाई ने उनसे पूछा
नाईः यह आम आदमी पार्टी लोकसभा कि कितनी सीटें जीतेगी ?
राहुलः (चिल्लाते हुए) तूं बाल काट रहा है के सवाल पूंछ रहा है ....

अगले दिन नाई की दूकान पर कांग्रेस ‌और भाजपाके धेर सारे लडके पहुँचे और नाई से मारपीट करके पुछा.....क्या तुम देशद्रोही हो ?
नाईः नहीं साबजी....
लडकेः  तो फिर तुम बाल काटते वक़्त आम आदमी पार्टी की बात क्यों करते हो ??.
नाईः भाई जी, ना जाने क्यूँ आम आदमी पार्टी के नाम पर इन लोगों के बाल खड़े हो जाते है और मुझे बाल काटने में आसानी हो जाती है....इसलिए पूछता रहता हूँ ।

Try this Modi Paan

Modi seems everywhere in India nowadays. Even the Paan shops have gone Modi. Would you like to taste this "Modi Paan" ?

Sardarji and the Pakis

Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, "I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you."

How Poor are we?

Before and after Election

Find the Differences

Funny Support for Anna Hazare

Very few months ago the name Anna Hazare was unknown to many people. But now, scenario has changed. He has been regarded the real hero by the common Indian people. Anna Hazare is the face of India's fight against corruption. He has taken that fight to the corridors of power and challenged the government at the highest level.

The Indian media fully supported Anna with his movement against corruption. Many funny pictures and cartoon for his support were published all over the web. Here is a little collection of them:

Indian politician and his US Counterpart

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.

He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"

The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window.

"Can you see the river?"

"Yes"

Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers

If the PM is to reshuffle his Cabinet Ministers so as to include our celebrities, this will be our Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers:

Textiles Minister: Mallika Sherawat - Very skilled at cost-cutting of cloth.

Minister of Law & Justice: Sanjay Dutt - Has thorough experience in courtrooms.

Home Minister: Fardeen Khan – Sufficient experience in staying at home most of the time.

Minister of Food Processing: Kareena Kapoor - Promises to cut budgets to size zero.

Minster of Youth Affairs: Rekha - Overqualified.

Capital of India

Teacher: Where is the CAPITAL of India ?

Student: In Swiss Bank mam..

Our Leaders in Google

This is what we see our leaders through the eyes of Google.

Sonia Jee ka School Visit

Apni Sonia Jee 1 school visit karne gayi. 1 class me aa kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.

Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai

1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani?
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji?
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai?

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time..

Laloo lost Election..

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.

A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.

A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.

He is refusing to move from there!"

"But why?"

How to make people happy?

The popular desi leaders Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Karunanidhi are on a long flight in an Air Force plane. Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs. 100 note out and make someone down below happy."

Jayalalitha not wanting to be outdone says, "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs. 50 notes throw them down and make two people down below happy."

Of course karunanidhi doesn't want these two candidates to out do him so he pipes in, " I would instead take one hundred Rs. 1 notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier."

At this point the pilot who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 100 crore people happy!"

Desi Pickle

The best place to get this Desi Indian Pickle may be the Parliament House!!

100 Dollars for the Story

An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very life-like, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it.

He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story," says the owner.

The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

Rajnikant Ka Baap

Pakistani version of Rajnikant: Mr. Jardari

Rare Photograph

This black and white picture of Nehru lighting a cigarette for the then British high commissioner's wife was pictured by Homai Vyarawalla, India's first woman photojournalist and the founder member of WNCA who turned 94 this year. Her camera has captured some of the defining moments in the country's political history. This one is an absolute stunner.

(Source: Email Forward)

Family Planning Incentives

God decided to encourage people to have less children and introduced an award scheme.

During the procedure at one point he concentrated on learning about the situation in India :

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied only one!

Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave Indira a BMW.

Indian in Hell

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad  that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria..."