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Showing posts with label Desi Culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Desi Culture. Show all posts
Lady on Phone
Lady on Pone..Lady: Hi Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my Kids.
Man Stunnd,
Omg! Are yoy Riya?
No
Anu?
No
Sardarji and the Paki Neighbors
Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.''Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji's shoe and spat in it. When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Do you have a Boyfriend?
A girl's phone rings with unknown number..He: Do you have a boyfriend?
She: Yes! who are you?
He: Tera Bhai..ruk kamini ghar aata hoon teri dhulai karne!
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Another unknown call:
He: Do you have a boyfriend?
She: Oh no no! who are you?
New Way of Cooking
This new desi style of cooking will be more popular if the price rise in cooking fuels goes continuous.
Sardarji and the Pakis
Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat.After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, "I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you."
Kabhi Pulsar Chalayi Hai ?
PULSAR wala SCOOTY wali se: Kabhi pulsar chaalayi hai??Girl tez karke aage nikal gayi….
Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi pulsar chaalayi hai??
Girl slow ho gayi…..
Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya
Girl: Or chala le pulsar..
Boy:KAMINI! Yahi to puch raha tha chalai hai to bata de break kaise lagte hai??
दांत कैसे टूट गए ?
डाक्टर : आपके 3 दांत कैसे टूट गए ?डाक्टर : तो खाने से मना कर देते !
संता : जी वही तो किया था!
Things in boys room...
Things in boys room...
Before marriage,
1. Perfumes
2. Love letters
3. Gifts
4. Cards
5. iPhone
After marriage,
1. Pain killers
2. Loan papers
3. Unpaid bills
4. Nokia 3310
If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana
Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro..."
Kekai likes this!
Comments:...
... Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!!
Funny Indian Transportation Pictures
Here are 20 funny pictures representing Indian transportation system... Have fun...
Girls and Boys in Facebook
What Happens When a Girl Put :( as her Facebook Status...Girls Comments:
1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! :O Kya Hua..?
2. Hey, Every Thing Okay ? Should I Call ? :(
3. Hey, Don't Be Sad. Tell Me What Happened? :/
4. Everything's Gonna Be Okay Baby, Chill :*
[ Now what happens When a Guy Put :( in his status...
The Social Chatwala
This indicates that, in India, Facebook is not less popular than the Chat and Panipuri...
Funny Quotes about Man-Woman Relationships
l किसी व्यक्ति से यह पूछा जाना कि वह लव-मैरिज करना पसंद करेगा या अरेंज-मैरिज, कुछ वैसा ही है जैसे किसी से यह पूछा जाना कि वह ख़ुदकुशी करना पसंद करेगा या फिर क़त्ल होना ।
l शादी के बाद पुरुष अपनी गलतियाँ कभी याद नहीं रखते, क्योंकि एक ही बात को दो लोगों के याद रखने का कोई मतलब नहीं है ।
Money Management from a Beggar
Once a beggar got Rs. 100/-He decided to have a Royal Dinner that night...
He went to a 5 star hotel... ordered food one after the other...
When the bill came...It was of Rs. 3000/-
The beggar told Manager that he did not have any money...
The Manager handed him over to the police...
The beggar gave Rs.100/- to Police and set himself free.
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