Elephant and a Cat

Cat: How old are you?

Elephant: 5 years.

Cat: You look big.

Elephant: I am a COMPLAN BOY... and how old are you?

Cat: I am 20 years.

Elephant: But you look very small.

Cat: PONDS AGE MIRACLE !!

The Elephant and the Bananas

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?

Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next…Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa…never give up…one more..

Quiz: Elephant and Ants

# Why was the ant lying on the floor with his hands and his legs up in the air?
He wanted to trip the elephant.

# Why was the elephant lying on the floor with his hands and his legs up in the air?
He had tripped over the ant.

# The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing?
He was the referee.

# An ant and an elephant are playing hide-and-seek near a place which has 1000 temples. The elephant starts counting. The ant goes into one of the temples and hides. The elephant finishes counting, and within a few seconds knows which temple the ant entered. How does he know which one?
The ant left his slippers outside the temple.

# One fine morning, an ant goes off to the market on his new motorbike. On the way there, he meets an elephant who asks him for a ride to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're on their way to the market. A little while later, they come across another elephant who also wants a lift to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're again on their way to the market. Just before they reach the market, they crash into the truck. The paramedics arrive, and they see that the elephants are in a very bad condition, on the verge of death,.. but the ant has escaped with just a few minor injuries! Why is this so?
The ant was wearing a helmet (yeah, shoot me!).

# Later, the ambulance is seen speeding off to the hospital with the two elephants inside. Behind them, several ants on motorbikes follow. Why are the ants following the ambulance?
To donate blood.

# At the hospital, blood from all ants were rejected. Why?
They all had AIDS.

# An ant and an elephant went swimming. But instead of swimming together, they took turns getting into the pool. Both were never in the pool at the same time. Why?
They had only one pair of shorts.

Aishwarya Rai & Ant

Aishwarya Rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .

A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.

By mistake the ant son fell into her coke bottle. The father ant went and said something to Aishwarya and she fainted and fell down unconscious.

What did the ant said??

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Ant said "Tere coke mein mere baccha hai"

Black Ants

Once all the black ants go in large numbers in a procession down the hill. Two ants standing on top of the other hill are in conversation.

1st ant: Arrey yaar just see down,all the ants are black and what is that one ant in white colour?

2nd ant: Arrey mamu its a widow ant yaar. Safed sadi phehni hui hai!

Elephant and Ant had Accident

An elephant and an ant was riding a bike the had an accident and the elephant got hurt but the ant didn't. why?

Kyoki wo Helmet pahan raha tha. But still the ant went to the hospital. why?

Elephant ko Blood Donate karne ke liye.

One night of passion!!

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"