A Road in Himanchal Pradesh
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Beauty is not in the Face
Let's have a look at these well known actress of bollywood in the past..
So physical beauty is temporary. It does not last for long. This may be the reason Kahlil Gibran has said: "Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart."
How many Apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach, coz wen you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: waow!! super joke.. I'll tell my friend.
Girl 2 Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Hatt yaar, 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!!!
Mobile Theater in India
Indian people love to watch cinema. But hundreds of thousand people living in remote villages do not have easy access to cinema hall. This is why some business men operates their mobile theater. Here are some scenes of this kind of theater:
Gandhi in Smoke
Hats off to the graphic designer who created this. Image of Mahatma Gandhi in incense smoke is amazing.
Say I love you in 11 languages
English: I Love You
Spanish: Te Amo
French: Je T'aime
German: Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese: Ai Sh*te Imasu
काँच की बरनी और दो कप चाय
एक बोध कथा (ये जोक नही हैं)
जीवन में जब सब कुछ एक साथ और जल्दी-जल्दी करने की इच्छा होती है, सब कुछ तेजी से पा लेने की इच्छा होती है, और हमें लगने लगता है कि दिन के चौबीस घंटे भी कम पड़ते हैं, उस समय ये बोध कथा, "काँच की बरनी और दो कप चाय " हमें याद आती है ।
दर्शनशास्त्र के एक प्रोफ़ेसर कक्षा में आये और उन्होंने छात्रों से कहा कि वे आज जीवन का एक महत्वपूर्ण पाठ पढाने वाले हैं ...
उन्होंने अपने साथ लाई एक काँच की बडी़ बरनी (जार) टेबल पर रखा और उसमें टेबल टेनिस की गेंदें डालने लगे और तब तक डालते रहे जब तक कि उसमें एक भी गेंद समाने की जगह नहीं बची ... उन्होंने छात्रों से पूछा - क्या बरनी पूरी भर गई
हाँ ... आवाज आई ...
फ़िर प्रोफ़ेसर साहब ने छोटे - छोटे कंकर उसमें भरने शुरु किये । धीरे - धीरे बरनी को हिलाया तो काफ़ी सारे कंकर उसमें जहाँ जगह खाली थी, समा गये,
Desi punches to Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean was beaten hard. His condition was like this:
Amazed why was he so cruelly treated? Story goes like this:
Anger Management
Sometimes it become hard to manage your anger. But it is not so hard if you follow in this example:
Dad to Bibek: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Bibek: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Bibek: I clean it with your tooth brush.
Sleeping with Baby
Bibek went to his Dad's Friend's home late night. Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room. Bibek refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table..
Bibek : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Bibek : I am a Stupid!!!
Google in Next Years
Many people in India consults Astronomers to know about their future. But this scenario is going to be changed in upcoming years. The picture below describes the abilities of Google in 2080. I think, our desi astronomers have to choose different profession after that time.
Aapan Dada Kudh (I’m my own Grandpa )
Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed.
Engineer and Manager
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
A letter to increase Salary
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!Dear Bo$$,
A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper$, the India economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately, I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of U$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
NOvdeep $hah
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Sheela ki Jawani
Sheela ki jawani has become a huge hit. It is rocking every dance floor these days. The music is fantastic and the lyrics is funny. Here is the song lyrics just for you:I know you want it
But you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
Yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani
Hey hey,
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari
Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun
Hidden Facts of KBC
The third series of KBC has just been finished. But recently I got some amazing facts about this popular TV show by some email forward. It is regarding Kaun Banega Crorepati - 2 (KBC 2), but it worth to be known by every desis. Here it goes:
You all know it's a good business. But have you ever pondered... How Good??
Any guesses?? Let's see...
Airtel is charging Rs. 6 per SMS sent for this contest.
Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states...
6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000
24 lakhs in 20 minutes. (People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)
You all know it's a good business. But have you ever pondered... How Good??
Any guesses?? Let's see...
Airtel is charging Rs. 6 per SMS sent for this contest.
Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states...
6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000
24 lakhs in 20 minutes. (People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)
Rare Photograph
This black and white picture of Nehru lighting a cigarette for the then British high commissioner's wife was pictured by Homai Vyarawalla, India's first woman photojournalist and the founder member of WNCA who turned 94 this year. Her camera has captured some of the defining moments in the country's political history. This one is an absolute stunner.
(Source: Email Forward)
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