Bank Loan

HDFC Bank should have recognized the customer..

An Idea can change your Life..

An !dea Can Change uR Life

But

A Girl Can Change uR Ideas

So

Always Change uR GirlFrnds tO Get New !deas

What an !dea Sirji.!!!

A Furniture dealer from Punjab

A Sardar Jee who was a furniture dealer from Punjab, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Money Management from a Beggar

Once a beggar got Rs. 100/-

He decided to have a Royal Dinner that night...

He went to a 5 star hotel... ordered food one after the other...

When the bill came...It was of Rs. 3000/-

The beggar told Manager that he did not have any money...

The Manager handed him over to the police...

The beggar gave Rs.100/- to Police and set himself free.

Walking on the Road

The new saying

"I love walking in the rain so that no one can see my tears!"

- This was the old saying.
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"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see me smoking!"

- This is the new one.
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But the latest one is:

"I love walking on the road, bcoz petrol is now crossed Rs.70 per liter!"

The Sardar CEO

 Santa Singh takes over at a struggling company as a CEO and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, Santa notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, Santa asks "How much money do you make a week?"