Desi Patni

Here are some beautiful lines which arrived in my email. The writer's name is not revealed but whoever wrote this, should be highly appreciated.

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi? 

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: To sabji roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge

What do Towers do during Load Shedding

Electricity shortage is a huge problem in India and the whole South Asia. Due to this people are facing load shedding in their areas. Sometimes load shedding goes up to 12 to 18 hours a day. Do you know what the transmission towers do during this load shedding? If no, here is the scenario:

How to satisfy a Woman??

Are you frustrated of your life? Here is a good tip for you if you are a man.

How to satisfy a woman with only 2-1/2 inches 

Only

2 1/2 inches long !!

and can satisfy a woman

EVERY TIME..

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Sardar Jee as a salesman

Once a Sardar jee got a job of salesman in Cocacola company. His first posting was in Middle East. He was very happy to join his job and the first posting so he didn't spent a single day and headed to Arab.

It has been few days the Sardar jee returned back home with full disappointment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

Desi Tea Machine

We have our own technologies. This Desi Tea Machine is the creation of our pure Desi scientists. Kya aap bhi is ka bana chaye pina chahenge??

Sardars & desis on a train

Three Sardars and three desis are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three Sardars buys a ticket while the three desis buy only one ticket.

"How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a sardar....

"Watch and you'll see," answers a desi.

Aboard the train the Sardars take their respective seats while all three desis cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

Desi Cow riding Bidesi Bike

Photoshop can do anything. It can even make a cow ride a bike. Isn't it amazing?

Jokes on Marriage

January and February are the month of Marriages in India. So here goes 2 funny desi jokes send by our viewer Mr Chatur Yadav:


एक आदमी ज्योतिषी से: मेरी शादी क्यों नहीं हो रही है?
ज्योतिषी: कैसे होगी? कुंडली में सुख ही सुख लिखा है!

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नई दुल्हन को दुल्हे ने मुहं दिखाई के 51000 रुपये दिए!

दुल्हन इतने सारे रुपये देख कर बोली; 'क्या पूरा खानदान प्यार करेगा ?

Happy Republic Day!!

Happy republic Day for all our Indian viewers all over the World:

Funny Google Translation

Result when some popular Bollywood filmy lines are translated using Google:

Visa granting Hanuman Jee

A Board seen at New Delhi.

Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage in India

Arrange Marriage Ke Kharche 

Rs. 3,00,000 Shadi par
Rs. 3,00,000 Jewellry per & Kapadee
and
Rs. 50,000 Shadi ke Rasmo per
means Shadi ke 3 Dino ka Kharcha, Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi ke

Literacy Campaign in India

A funny literacy campaign in our desiland (India). Have you noticed what stands for letter L.

Oh my Onion!!

For the first time in the history of mankind.... 'Need', 'Comfort' and 'Luxury' are sold at the same price...

Onions Rs 65, Petrol Rs 65 and Beer Rs 65...

Welcome to India shining... and have a happy Republic Day!

Aapan Dada Kudh (I’m my own Grandpa )

Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed.

Some Rajnikant Jokes

# Once Rajnikant decided to stare at the sun The sun got scared and hid behind the moon This situation is called SOLAR ECLIPSE!!

# Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography
The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!

# What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaant!!!!!

# U know Why Barak Obama came to India?
Just 2 request Indian Govt- "Hamari puri Miltary, Airforce, Technology aap lelo, Bas Hame RAJNIKANT dedo!

Fat Deepika Padukone

Hot and Sexy actress Deepika Padukone has gained lot of weight. She has become more sexy in this new figure. Here is her new look:

Desi Man's Child

Desi Man's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. The Desi man was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son.

But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father-in-law to write "the watch has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born.

Akshay and Katrina

Blended picture of Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif. You can use this funny picture as your desktop wallpaper. Click the image to enlarge it and right click to save on your computer.

Engineer and Manager

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

Desi Helicopter!!

Math Speaking

Santa: Yaar hum hindi bolte hai, english bolte hai, but maths kyun nahi?

Banta: Jyada 3-5 mat kar aur 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar dunga, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge samjha...

A letter to increase Salary

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$,

A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper$, the India economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately, I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of U$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

NOvdeep $hah


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Latest Gutka by Pakistan

Proposal Chemistry Style

A chemistry student proposing a Girl:

I love you more than an electron wants to attract towards proton.

Girl: Oye sulphur dioxide, apna zinc sulphide jesa face ley k foran yahan se reduce hoja, is se pehly k tujhy oxidize kardun or tu reaction ke kabil b na rahae.

To Kya Hota?

Sheila agar kuch din pahele jawan hoti!!

Toh Kya Hota???

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Munni kuch kam badnaam Hoti

Sudhha Hindi Meanings!!

Postage Stamp of Mallika

Indian government decided to issue a special postage stamp with the picture of Mallika Serawat. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Mallika Serawat both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.

Indian Government ordered CBI to investigate the matter. CBI checked out at several post offices, and then reported to the Government Officials that:

“The stamp is really world class. The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp.”