Desire to have a White child...

Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.

Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha.

Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga

Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge?”

Makke di Roti

A foreign tourist goes to punjab village to see the 'true' rural India. When hungry, he goes to an old lady sitting making Makke ki Roti. She gives him some 'SarsoN kaa saag' on a Makke ki Roti. The tourist eats teh 'sabji' and returns teh roti saying, 'Here is your plate'

Advertisement Cost

A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death.

"The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.

"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi...

"My father was 182 cms tall."

New definitions for ABCD !!!

What does ABCD stand for?
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America
Based
Confused

Desi
Escaped
From
Gujarat;
Housed
In
Jersey;
Keeping
Lotsa'
Motels
Named
Omkarnath
Patel;
Quickly
Reached
Success
Through
Underhanded
Vicious
Ways;
Xenophobic
Yet
Zealous

ABCD: America Born Confused Desis

ABCD: Amrikan Born Cute Desinis ;-)

Laloo from the South

Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.

Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.

So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."

Sindhi Names

Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani

Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani

The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani

A coomunist Sindhi: Lal-wani

Sindhi who falls from the first : Thadd-ani

Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor: Kripl-ani

Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor: Marj-ani

Train Birth

After making a trip of South India, Guju Bhai, his wife and his son were returning to Gujurat in Tamilnadu Express.

Guju Bhai was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Guju Bhai to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Guju Bhai readily agreed. When Guju Bhai and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Outraged, Guju Bhai called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Gujurati so it would be better if Guju Bhai explained the whole situation to him in English.

Buju Bhai explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."

The Fastest Thing

4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.

The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President.

Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president.

Next was the Bengali, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. The Bengali thought for a moment, "Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately." "That's a great answer," replied the president.

Finally, it was our Santa's turn. "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. Scratching his head Santa replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light....."

Sarson ka Saag and Makki di Roti

Three Indian soldiers, Jai Reddy (Tamil), Joy Bosu (Bengali), and Santa Singh are captured by Pakistani Army. The Pakistani Corp commander does not want to have them as POWs and has decided to execute them. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Reddy asks for a Masala Dosai, which he is served and then taken away.

The Bosu requests a Machli Bhath, which he is served and also taken away.

Santa requests Sarson ka saag and Makki di roti.

The captors are surprised and reply ' Sarson?'

'Yes, Sarson.'

'Arre Sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai!'

'Koi gall nahin. Asee intezaar karanga...'

Bihari goes to see Movie

A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:



"Saala pura body headache maar raha hai!"



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In order to have some relaxation this Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,"Do tho ticket dena"



The person at the window tells him that there is a house full



Listening him this Bihari says, "Koi baat nahin, do house full hi de do."

James Bond meets Telugu guy

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..

Both were traveling to US.

Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?"

James Bond : "I am Bond.. James Bond."

James Bond: "and you?"

Telugu Guy : "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai...Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai ...Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.."

James Bond FAINTS.