After making a trip of South India, Guju Bhai, his wife and his son were returning to Gujurat in Tamilnadu Express.
Guju Bhai was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Guju Bhai to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Guju Bhai readily agreed. When Guju Bhai and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Guju Bhai called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Gujurati so it would be better if Guju Bhai explained the whole situation to him in English.
Buju Bhai explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."