Desi Patni

Here are some beautiful lines which arrived in my email. The writer's name is not revealed but whoever wrote this, should be highly appreciated.

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi? 

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: To sabji roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge



H: To chhole puri bana lo
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: Eggs bhurji bana lo
W: Aaj guruvaar hai

H: Paraanthe?
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: Kadhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai

H: Idly sambar?
W: Usme time lagega.... pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho

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