Sardars & desis on a train


Three Sardars and three desis are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three Sardars buys a ticket while the three desis buy only one ticket.

"How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a sardar....

"Watch and you'll see," answers a desi.

Aboard the train the Sardars take their respective seats while all three desis cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.



The Sardars are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the desis' technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the desis don't buy a ticket at all!

"How in the hell are you going to pull this off?" asks a sardar.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a desi.

They board the train. The three Sardars cram into one restroom and the three desis cram into the other restroom.

Shortly after the train departs, one of the desis leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. "Ticket, please!"



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