The Sardar Policeman
A Sardarji was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled him over. The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a Sardarji. He asked for the
Sardarji’s driving license. The driver searched frantically in his bag for a while and finally said to the Sardar policeman, "What does a driver’s license look like?". Irritated, the Sardar cop said,
“You dummy, it’s got your picture on it!”
The Sardar driver frantically searched his bag again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. He held it up to his face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license”,
then handed it to the Sardar policeman. The Sardar cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”
Sardarji’s driving license. The driver searched frantically in his bag for a while and finally said to the Sardar policeman, "What does a driver’s license look like?". Irritated, the Sardar cop said,
“You dummy, it’s got your picture on it!”
The Sardar driver frantically searched his bag again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. He held it up to his face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license”,
then handed it to the Sardar policeman. The Sardar cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”
Some of countries are very romantic by name.
H.O.L.L.A.N. D = Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. I = I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. = Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. = Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. = Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. = Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. = I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A = Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. = Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A. = Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. = Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!!
M.A.N.I.L.A. = May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R..U. = Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D. = Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.
I.T.A.L.Y. I = I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. = Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. = Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. = Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. = Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. = I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A = Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. = Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A. = Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. = Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!!
M.A.N.I.L.A. = May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R..U. = Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D. = Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.
Indian Teachings
An American and an Indian are in the male restrooms at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The American proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Indian immediately makes for the exit.
The American shouts out to the Indian, 'In America they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate.'
The Indian turns around and replies, 'In India they teach us not to piss on our hands.'
The American shouts out to the Indian, 'In America they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate.'
The Indian turns around and replies, 'In India they teach us not to piss on our hands.'
What is 10 plus 10
Once all sardars get disgusted about the large number of jokes that are cracked about them and so they come together in an auditorium to prove to the world that aren't that silly after all. They call upon one sardar and ask him, 'What is 10 plus 10?'
After thinking for some time sardarji replies, '25!'
The officials to whom they want to prove get disgusted but thousands of sardars in the auditorium start shouting, 'Give him another chance!'
So the officials ask him again, 'What is 5 plus 5?'
The sardar replies after thinking for awhile, '30!'
Again there's shouting from the audience, 'Give him another chance!'
Another question is posed, 'What is 2 plus 2?'
The sardarji replies after much thought, '4!'
Again the voice of thousands shouts, 'Give him another chance!!!!'
After thinking for some time sardarji replies, '25!'
The officials to whom they want to prove get disgusted but thousands of sardars in the auditorium start shouting, 'Give him another chance!'
So the officials ask him again, 'What is 5 plus 5?'
The sardar replies after thinking for awhile, '30!'
Again there's shouting from the audience, 'Give him another chance!'
Another question is posed, 'What is 2 plus 2?'
The sardarji replies after much thought, '4!'
Again the voice of thousands shouts, 'Give him another chance!!!!'
Bhikari ka Girlfriend
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina haiMAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai
BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai
MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali
BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
Laloo Bane PM
What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister:1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta
3. National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk
4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar
5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (morning) Buffalo Race (evening)
6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va
7. National Toy : A. K. 58
8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare Dozen
9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart
11. National Recreation : Pro-creation
Santa & Banta With Umbrella
Santa: Yaar Banta there is a hole in your umbrella.
Banta: I know. I purposely made it.
Santa: But Whhyyyy?
Banta: Arey Yaar, So that I know the rain is stopped.
Banta: I know. I purposely made it.
Santa: But Whhyyyy?
Banta: Arey Yaar, So that I know the rain is stopped.
Sindhi Names
Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
A coomunist Sindhi: Lal-wani
Sindhi who falls from the first : Thadd-ani
Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor: Kripl-ani
Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor: Marj-ani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
A coomunist Sindhi: Lal-wani
Sindhi who falls from the first : Thadd-ani
Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor: Kripl-ani
Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor: Marj-ani
Keeping Hopes
Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.. par yahan future bada bright hai ... malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"
Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........
Lesson:
Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today !!!
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