This is how you teach your children the Tapori language:
Santa Bhai MBBS
Santa was giving his medical entrance exam. He gave definitions as follows:Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Tax Structure in India
Question 1.. : What are you doing?Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!
काली बिल्ली क्या बोलेगी ?
एक सफ़ेद बिल्ली पानी में गिर गई,
तो पास बैठी काली बिल्ली क्या बोलेगी ?
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सोचो …
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Why not Papa?
Papa : Beti pehlay to tum mujhey Papa kehti thein ... Lekin ab tum mujhey Dad kehti ho , akhir Kyun ???
Beti : Oh DaD , PaPa kehnay sey meri LipStick kharab hoti hai...
Desi Man in Multi National Company
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
No", replied desi man.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
Desi man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the Managing Director.
"Thats Good!", replied desi man and put down the phone!
10 Amazing Hidden Facts
Here are the amazing 10 facts still hidden from us:
1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.
2) Snake's vision is up to 5 km....
3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4) No twins have been born up till now in Greenland.
5) 70 percent of Spanish people prefer to watch Bollywood movies.
Looking at Husband's Face
Santa and Banta's wife were talking."Do you look at your husband's face when you have sex?"
"I did once & he looked really angry."
"Why angry?"
"Because he was watching through the window!"
Why Superman is an Indian?
Desi Man: You know, I belive Superman is an Indian.
Sardar: Why is that?
Desi Man: Because It is only our country where a man can travel faster than trains.
Psychiatrists vs. Desi Man
Santa always had a fear of someone hiding under his bed at night. So he went to a psychiatrist and told him. "I've got a problem. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. Do you think I'm going crazy??"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the psychiatrist. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..."
"How much do you charge?"
"200 Rupees a visit," replied the psychiatrist.
"Oh, that's expensive, I'll sleep on it," he said.
Six months later they met on the street.
Desi Man Describes his Wife
Desi man's wife asked her husband to describe about her.
Desi man: You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.
Wife: What does that mean?
Desi man: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
Wife: Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?
Desi man: I'm Just Kidding....
Film Stars as a Batsman
If our beloved film stars SRK, Rajini and Chiranjeevi play cricket matches it would go like this
Chiranjeevi
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…..... Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power….... the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match!
Congratulations!!
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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