Psychiatrists vs. Desi Man

Santa always had a fear of someone hiding under his bed at night. So he went to a psychiatrist and told him. "I've got a problem. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. Do you think I'm going crazy??"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the psychiatrist.  "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..."

"How much do you charge?"

"200 Rupees a visit," replied the psychiatrist.

"Oh, that's expensive, I'll sleep on it," he said.

Six months later they met on the street.

"Why didn't you come back to see me about those fears you were having?" psychiatrist asked.

"Well, Rs 200 a visit three times a week for a year is a lot of money!! My friend Desi man cured me for Rs 100. I was so happy to have saved all that money. I went and bought a new truck!!"

"Is that so?" with quite a bit of attitude psychiatrist said, "and how, may I ask, did a desi man cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed ! Nobody under there now!"

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