Wife without Expenses


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30 Years Yonger Woman



A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays after worshipping their favourite god Ganesh Jee.

During the celebration, Ganesh jee appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, he would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.



Desi punches to Mr. Bean


Mr. Bean was beaten hard. His condition was like this:


Amazed why was he so cruelly treated? Story goes like this:



Essay on Cricket Match



It was the month of july and students were having their essay class. Teacher told all students in the class to write an Essay on a Cricket Match

All Were Busy Writing Except our Santa Singh's son who was also studying there.

Teacher asked him why he has been idle.

The student said he has already finished the essay and showed it to the teacher.

There was written:

“DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH”
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More Cricket Jokes


How to protect your Vehicle in India..

Here are some pictures to show you 'how to protect vehicles in India':




Brain Tumor



Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Santa: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Santa: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Santa: Because that proves that I have a brain!


Wallet Found!


Desi man called FM radio & said, "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr. Santa Singh."

RJ : "How honest!! so you want to return his purse…?"

Desi man: "Not at all. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…"


Satellite Dish

Wife: Doctor, my husband thinks he’s a satellite dish.

Doctor: Don’t worry, I can cure him.

Wife: I don’t want him cured, I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel…


Wedding Card in Google Style

This wedding invitation by Nagalakshmi Viswanathan, who currently works at Google Singapore has been designed in Google style:


For more this kind of fun stuffs on computer related things, visit this site: CompuFun


Indian Government Employee



A government employee of India was sitting in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp.

“This will look good on my mantel,” he said, and took it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.

“I would like an ice-cold Lassi right now.” He gets his Lassi and drinks it.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. “I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible.”

Suddenly, he’s on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish. “I wish I’d never have to work again.”

Instantly, he was back in his government office…


Abhishek Bachchan's Body


Now who can say Abhishek Bachchan's body is not sexy?



Vehicle full of girls


Once a desi man worshipped hard to make God happy. Ultimately, God was satisfied with him and appeared in front of him and asked for what he wanted.

Desi man: Plz give me a job, a driver and 1 big vehicle full of girls.

God: Bless u!

After that.. our desi man became the bus conductor of a Girl's College.


Bechara Salman


Salman as a poor Nepali porter. May be a result of the breakup with Katrina..


Desi English Class


Santa's son was poor in English. So he sent him to learn the language in the best coaching class of the town. Teacher was teaching about active and passive voice.

After finishing his lesson, he asked Santa's son: What will be the passive voice of 'I made a mistake'?

Santa's son took it easy and answered: "I was made by a mistake."


Some Sarder special hot SMS

Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.

Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon.

*****

Santa divorced his wife on 1st night. Banta asked him the reason, Santa said, "Yaar ohdi panty te sticker laga si: OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons.

*****



Are you being Smoked..






Anger Management



Sometimes it become hard to manage your anger. But it is not so hard if you follow in this example:

Dad to Bibek: When I beat you how did you control your anger?

Bibek: I start cleaning the toilet.

Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Bibek: I clean it with your tooth brush.


Sleeping with Baby


Bibek went to his Dad's Friend's home late night. Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room. Bibek refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.

Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table..

Bibek : Who are you?

The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"

Bibek : I am a Stupid!!!


Google in Next Years

Many people in India consults Astronomers to know about their future. But this scenario is going to be changed in upcoming years. The picture below describes the abilities of Google in 2080. I think, our desi astronomers have to choose different profession after that time.




The Careful Husband


Santa Singh always thinks himself as a careful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and forth and looking at herself in the mirror.

“Dear,” he said, “What would you like for your birthday?”

His wife continued to look at herself and said, “I’d like to be six again.”

Santa knew just what to do. On the big day, he got up early and made his wife a delicious breakfast. Then he took her to an amusement park where they rode all the rides.



Why not Condom??




Male aur Female Makhhi


Desi man's wife walked into the kitchen to find her husband busy with a fly swatter.

“Kya kar rahe ho idhar?” she asked.

“Makhhi maar raha hun,” he responded.

“Oh! Abhi tak koi 1 ko bhi maar sake ho kya?” she asked.

“Han, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “Male Female kaise kah sakte ho?”

He responded, “3 beer can me they, 2 phone pe.”



Desi Farts


This very creative and funny advertisement is of a anti-gas tablet.



Missing Husband


Desi man's wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description.

She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 2, has dark eyes, dark hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, very similar to John Abrahm.”

The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 4 foot 10 inch, dark, obese, bald, and has a big mouth.”

Desi man's wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”


Desis Everywhere

In this picture a Indian Saadhu is shown to have reached the Moon.


Santa and Banta in a Bank


One day a  armed robbers attacked a bank. That particular time Santa and Banta were there. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including Santa and Banta, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on, Santa jams something in Banta’s hand.

Without looking down, Banta whispers, “What is this?”

Santa replies, “It’s that 1000 rupees I borrowed from you.”


Desi Toilet


If all the toilets have been same in India..


Khwab me Aane ka Wada




Back from Business Trip


Desi man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He’s riding in a auto riksaw at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the auto driver.

It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the driver if he would be a witness.

He explains to the driver that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers him Rs. 1000 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. The poor driver agrees.



Funny Wedding Ring

wedding ring,mechanical engineer

Wedding ring specially designed for a Mechanical Engineer.


Mathematical Knowledge


“If you had a 100 Rupees,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another 50 rupees, how much money would you have?”

“100 Rupees,” answered Bibek.

“You don’t know your basic math,” said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.

Bibek shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy…”


Osama Avatar Laden!!


Avatar look of Osama Bin Laden



Chemistry Class


Teacher: What is the chemical symbol of Barium?

Student: BA

Teacher: For sodium?

Student: NA

Teacher: What will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atom of NA combines?

Student: "BANANA”


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