Desi man's wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 2, has dark eyes, dark hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, very similar to John Abrahm.”
The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 4 foot 10 inch, dark, obese, bald, and has a big mouth.”
Desi man's wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”