Back from Business Trip

Desi man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He’s riding in a auto riksaw at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the auto driver.

It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the driver if he would be a witness.

He explains to the driver that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers him Rs. 1000 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. The poor driver agrees.

They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, desi man flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed – and there his wife lies in bed with another man!

Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a revolver and puts it to the man’s head.

Just then, his wife yells “Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!

HE paid for the Santro I gave you.

HE paid for our new apartment in Bandra.

HE paid for your Hongkong tickets.

HE paid for our our Delhi House.

HE paid for your Insurance premiums, and and HE even pays the monthly dues!”

Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger, he looks over at the auto driver and asks “What should I do?”

The auto driver replies, “I’d cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.”

No comments:

Post a Comment

Write your comment here!!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...