Desi Bhai wanna Marry..

A Bhai wants to marry so he published a Matrimony Ad in local newspaper. See what he has written:

Salam,

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 phoot height kya! Abhi woh bole to kya hai na ki apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isi liye yeah advertisement apun paper me chaap re la hai...

Maanta hai apun Tapori hai bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa apun ka bhi ijjat hai baap markit me!!! apun ko public bhai bolati hai woh bhi ijjat se!

Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...

Diya of Badrinath

A lady goes to a Pandit and says: Pandit ji, meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye hai, mujhe baccha nahi hua.

Pandit: Mein Badrinath jake tere naam ka diya jala dunga!

***10 saal baad***

Pandit uske gar aaya, dekha to 10 bache the..

Pandit: Badhai ho! Bacho ke papa kaha hai?

Lady: Wo badrinath gaye hai diya bujane ke liye..

Say I love you in 11 languages

English: I Love You

Spanish: Te Amo

French: Je T'aime

German: Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese: Ai Sh*te Imasu

काँच की बरनी और दो कप चाय

एक बोध कथा (ये जोक नही हैं)

जीवन में जब सब कुछ एक साथ और जल्दी-जल्दी करने की इच्छा होती है, सब कुछ तेजी से पा लेने की इच्छा होती है, और हमें लगने लगता है कि दिन के चौबीस घंटे भी कम पड़ते हैं, उस समय ये बोध कथा, "काँच की बरनी और दो कप चाय " हमें याद आती है ।

दर्शनशास्त्र के एक प्रोफ़ेसर कक्षा में आये और उन्होंने छात्रों से कहा कि वे आज जीवन का एक महत्वपूर्ण पाठ पढाने वाले हैं ...

उन्होंने अपने साथ लाई एक काँच की बडी़ बरनी (जार) टेबल पर रखा और उसमें टेबल टेनिस की गेंदें डालने लगे और तब तक डालते रहे जब तक कि उसमें एक भी गेंद समाने की जगह नहीं बची ... उन्होंने छात्रों से पूछा - क्या बरनी पूरी भर गई

हाँ ... आवाज आई ...

फ़िर प्रोफ़ेसर साहब ने छोटे - छोटे कंकर उसमें भरने शुरु किये । धीरे - धीरे बरनी को हिलाया तो काफ़ी सारे कंकर उसमें जहाँ जगह खाली थी, समा गये,

How To Kill A Girl?

Did you ever wanted killing a girl? Here is a nice way:

• Give her a Beautiful Dress
  
• Nice Jewelery
  
• Costly Cosmetics.
  
• Then lock her in a Room without a Mirror.

..........Tadap Tadap K Mar Jayegi.

50 Crore Note

This is only possible with Rajnikant!! 

What is Confidence, Trust and Hope?

CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's Confidence

TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air, he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him.
That's Trust

HOPE
Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still you have plans for the coming day.
That's Hope

Six proofs that Monkeys love Coke

Sardar's Horrible Dream

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Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Santa: I was being chased by a snake!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... What is the scenery like?

Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Dog Shoes

Murghi Teacher

Mom: Beta kio roo rahay ho?

Beta: Teacher nay maraa mujhe.

Mom: Kiun maraa?

Beta: Main ne unko MURGHI kaha tha.

Mom: Kiun kaha tha?

Beta: Wo hamesha test main anda deti hain.

Happy Holi

Happy Holi for all our viewers. Hope, you have a great Holi this year.

बदमास तोता

एक स्त्री सड़क पर चलती हुई अपने काम पर जा रही थी, तभी उसने पालतू जीवों की दुकान के सामने एक डंडे पर बैठे हुए तोते को देखा।
तोते ने उससे कहा, “हे, लेडी! तुम बहुत वाहियात हो !”
स्त्री गुस्से में, तेज़ी से उस दुकान से गुज़र गई।
शाम में वापस घर आते समय भी उसे वही तोता दिखा और उसने फिर कहा, “हे, लेडी! तुम बहुत वाहियात हो !”
उसका गुस्सा इस बार सातवें आसमान पर जा पहुँचा।

अगले दिन उसी तोते ने उससे फिर कहा, “हे, लेडी! तुम बहुत वाहियात हो।”
वह इतनी पागल हो उठी कि वह दुकान में जाकर दुकानदार से कहा कि या तो यह तोता हटाओ नहीं तो मैं मुकदमा कर दूँगी। दुकानदार ने विनम्रता से माफी माँगी और वादा किया कि वह ख्याल रखेगा कि तोता, आगे से ऐसा न कहे।

जब स्त्री फिर से उधर से जा रही थी तो तोते ने उसे बुलाया, “हे, लेडी !”
वह रूकी और कहा, “हाँ?”
तोते ने कहा, “तुम्हें पता ही है।”

Skin Cream for Desi People

This amazing skin cream can do miracles. Kale ko bhi gora bana de sakta hai..

Crocodile Boots

A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

Rajnikant Ka Baap

Pakistani version of Rajnikant: Mr. Jardari

Cost of Marriage

A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

Sardar Guru

Shameless Afridi

Sahibzada Mohammad Shahid Khan Afridi, popularly known as Shahid Afridi  is a Pakistani cricketer known for his aggressive batting style, and holds the record for the fastest ODI century which he made in his first international innings. 

Afridi is also famous for his naughty activities. This picture is a proof of his shameless behavior:

Cricket explained

Cricket is the most popular game in India and the whole South Asia. Though, many people still find cricket complicated to understand. The texts below tries to explain cricket in such a way which can be funny for cricket lovers to.

Cricket is a game in which there are 2 sides - one out on the field, and the other in.

Each man in the side that is in goes out, and when he is out he comes in, then the next man goes out until he's out and then he comes in.

When the side that is in is all out, the side that has been out goes in, and the side that was in goes out and tries to get out the side that went in.

Sometimes there are men still in and not out when the side that is in is finally out. When both sides have been in and out, including those not out and no longer in - that is the end of the game.

Sardar to Astronomer

Astronomer: Tuhmari life mein 10 larkiya aayengi...

Sardar: Waoooo..

Astronomer: Ziyada khush mat ho..

..1 Bivi

..aur 9 Betiyan hain.

Desi Terminator

Kareena and Abhisek as desi terminators.

Long live Baba Ramdev

Yoga has gained higher popularity these days. The significant credit goes to Baba Ramdev and some desi television channels. Most of people around you are engaged with yoga. Even dog are practicing this art of healthy life. These pictures from YogaDogz show how the dogs are enjoying yoga:

Reporting for Husband

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband

Inspector: What is his height

Woman: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Woman: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes

Rajnikant Vs Google

You can't google 'Rajnikant', but you can Rajnikant 'google'.

Zoo Visit

Father and Bibek were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and Bibek was taking it all in with a serious

"Dad," Bibek said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"

"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.

"What bus should I take home?" Bibek finished.