Desi Bhai wanna Marry..

A Bhai wants to marry so he published a Matrimony Ad in local newspaper. See what he has written:

Salam,

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 phoot height kya! Abhi woh bole to kya hai na ki apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isi liye yeah advertisement apun paper me chaap re la hai...

Maanta hai apun Tapori hai bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa apun ka bhi ijjat hai baap markit me!!! apun ko public bhai bolati hai woh bhi ijjat se!

Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...



Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye, bole to ek dam jhakas, ek dam pataka...thoda padi likhi hogi to chale ga kyon ki kabhi form bharne ke liye apun ko 25 log ka pair jodna padta hai...

Apun jo hai na shaadi ke baad ek dam sudhar jaayinga, iman se... apun ka baccha log ko pada likah  ke tapori banayinga... bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori Computerwala aur bohut kuch...

Maa kasam shaadi ke baad apun ek bhi chikni ko line nahi dega re...

Dekho baap apun shaadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi chahiye han bole to kabab me haddi nahi baane ka kya!

Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka, kya?


Chota Pakia
Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand
Shan Pati Nagar, Gali No. 420
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.

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