Software ADs on Doordarshan!

"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"

"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"

Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"

"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"

" Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus.... Software hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha..."

Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kaam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...VB....VB.....VB"

Progect Manager - "Power objects is the secret of my programs"
Programmers - "Our programs"

Husband - Thak gaya hoon mein
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
To create instant miracle....Use Oracle !

Sardar's Computer

Train Birth

After making a trip of South India, Guju Bhai, his wife and his son were returning to Gujurat in Tamilnadu Express.

Guju Bhai was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Guju Bhai to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Guju Bhai readily agreed. When Guju Bhai and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Outraged, Guju Bhai called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Gujurati so it would be better if Guju Bhai explained the whole situation to him in English.

Buju Bhai explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."

Indian Fighter Jets

When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indian Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia).

So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " This has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left is to go left and the one on the right is to go right."

The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"
The instuctor replied "Oh ! Leave that to the Pakistanis."

Baby Fly

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke. The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.

The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?'

The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'