Scene 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What’s that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob’s photographs from India .
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Himayatnagar, Hyderabad
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan…
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K…..
Say it in dollars… (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can’t dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let’s go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US
s/w engg 1: I’m with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
fly to India
s/w engg 2: Ohhh…. When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I’ll be working in Amberpet
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Amberpet. Great yaar. where it is…
s/w engg 1 : It is in Hyd.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.
You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Bhongir…
He says it’s the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in
the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are
working in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I’ll be writing software for the accounts department of
the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means…?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That’s what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like
here. See I’m writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don’t worry guys. I’ll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I’ll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
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SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I’m planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he’s coming here for a month. His study
will be over in 2 months. He’s already got a job in MSCB. We planned to
settle in Hyd itself… I’m also planning to work there. Let’s see…
Male: Good luck… dont forget us & US…
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SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A
great new field yaar…
All are excited…
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It’s all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy…ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!
s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees…!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars… with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here…!!!
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SCENE 5
A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets
a call from his Home ..
Father : What are you doing son ?
S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?
Father : what are you eating ?
S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and Chutney)
The local bar at Mumbai was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 10,000 Rupees bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
