Best of Desi Jokes: 09.07

Curious Sardar Jee

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
..................
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
..................
Santa: I m a proud sardar,"my son is in medical collage". Banta:'Really? Wat he is studying?" SANTA: He is not studying. They r studying him
..................
Sardarji went 4 an interview. Interviewer: what's ur date of birth ?
Sardarji:15 Jan Interviewer: Which year? Sardarji : Every Year!
..................
Man: Sardarji where were you born? Sardar PUNJAB. Man:which part?
Sardar: oye, part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in punjab
..................
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
..................
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

Kutte ka Bap!!

Kutte ne apni maa se puchha: Mera BAP kon hai?

Ma boli: Muje pata nahi beta, piche se aaya, pichhe se hi chala gaya. Mere paas looking glass nahi tha.

Everything is Free!!

Have Free Stay*
Free Breakfast*
Free Dinner*
Free Security...
Dont miss this oppurtinity..
Just dial 100 and say: "Madarchood".

(ps: 100 means police helpline)

The smallest hotel in the World

Q: Which is the smallest hotel in the World?
A: "VAGINA INN" Because it can accomodate only 1 standing visitor with his luggage still hanging outside..

Swarg me ho to pari bhjo!!

Send this SMS to ur friend:

"NAMASKAR" Dharti par ho to 1 sms bhejo,
Asman me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to pari bhejo,
Agar Narak me ho to ...ENJOY URSELF!!

Bihari went to an interview!!

Once a bihari went to an interview. He was asked to pronounce institute, aptitute, magnitute and substitute.
Do you know what the bihari pronounced? Just see:
Inkichoot,
Apkichoot,
Makichoot,
Sabkichoot.

Twins inside a mother's uterus!!

Twins inside a mother's uterus saw a long stuff.
1st: Dekh papa aa rahe hai!
2nd: Abe dhakkan, yeh Gupta Uncle hain, Papa kabhi raincoat nahi pahante!

Prostitute goes to a doctor!!

Prostitute goes to a doctor...
Pros: Doctor, my hole is so big.
Doc (after seeing the hole): Oh my God..God..God.
Pros: Why did u said God 3 times?
Doc: Oh! I didnt! It was just an echo!!

Mallika Serawat

Mallika Serawat decided to commit suicide. She slept on a rail track and spread her legs.

Next day Headlines: 'Rajdhani Express Missing"

KBC Jokes

KBC Host Amitabh: "For 10 LACS, what is d colour of hair on ur wife's pussy?
Is it A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey?
Sardar: "Can I phone a friend?
-----------------------------------

Namaskar main Amitabh Bachan bol raha hu KBC se. Apki biwi meri hot seat par baithi hai. Agli awaz apki biwi ki..
.."AH..OH..A..AA..AA"

If accountants were movie makers

If accountants starts producing movies, films wud be named..
1. Kabhi Debit Kabhi Credit
2. Cash Balance Wale Profit le Jayenge
3. Main Account ki Diwani Hoon.
4. Hum Tax de Chuke Sanam
5.Humara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai
6. Kaho Naa Depreciation Hai.
7. Kyon Tally Ho Gaya Na.
8. Munna Bhai C.A.