Curious Sardar Jee

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
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Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
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Santa: I m a proud sardar,"my son is in medical collage". Banta:'Really? Wat he is studying?" SANTA: He is not studying. They r studying him
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Sardarji went 4 an interview. Interviewer: what's ur date of birth ?
Sardarji:15 Jan Interviewer: Which year? Sardarji : Every Year!
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Man: Sardarji where were you born? Sardar PUNJAB. Man:which part?
Sardar: oye, part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in punjab
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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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