This happens as the unavailability of fine roads increases in India..
Pagal Bhai MBA
Ek aadmi roz subah ped ki dal pe chadh ke baith jata tha.
pucho kyun ??
?
?
MBA karke pagla gaya tha.
Apne aap ko Branch Manager samjhta tha.
Why is Lincon Unhappy?
Why GANDHi Ji Smiles on every rupees & ABRAHM L!NC0N didn't smile in dollar ?
bcoz...
American women dont keep d money inside their
"B.L.O.U.S.E.!!"
Some Modern Desi Definitions
Dimag: Vicharo ki factory.School: 5 hrs ki jail
College: Yuvao ka bagicha
Professor: 1 hour ka radio
Lawyer: Paaglo ka anubhavi
Love Letter of a Biscuit
Dear MARIE!Today is a GOODDAY.
U have Krack'jacked my litle heart.
Now I am in 50-50 position.
Plz don't play Hide N Seek.
Yours Tiger
Desi Body Builder
This desi guy tried to build his body using photographic tricks but failed in various parts.
Indecent Exposure
Santa Singh's wife is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Madam, you may be on jail for indecent exposure?"She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"
Desire to have a White child...
Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha.
Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga
Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge?”
Mobile Theater in India
Indian people love to watch cinema. But hundreds of thousand people living in remote villages do not have easy access to cinema hall. This is why some business men operates their mobile theater. Here are some scenes of this kind of theater:
Elephant and a Cat
Cat: How old are you?Elephant: 5 years.
Cat: You look big.
Elephant: I am a COMPLAN BOY... and how old are you?
Cat: I am 20 years.
Elephant: But you look very small.
Cat: PONDS AGE MIRACLE !!
Where am I ?
A tourist to india desides to use hot air baloon. He enjoys a lot but a sudden hurricane makes him lost. He is out of contact and very frightened. Finally he arrives over Bihar. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields. He opens his hindi translation book and shouts to him 'Main kaha hun?'The Bihari farmer looks back up and shouts back, 'Chal hat burbak! Hamko buddhu samajhte ho ka? Tum ohi udan chhatrai par ho.'
Laloo lost Election..
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to move from there!"
"But why?"
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