If the PM is to reshuffle his Cabinet Ministers so as to include our celebrities, this will be our Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers:
Textiles Minister: Mallika Sherawat - Very skilled at cost-cutting of cloth.
Minister of Law & Justice: Sanjay Dutt - Has thorough experience in courtrooms.
Home Minister: Fardeen Khan – Sufficient experience in staying at home most of the time.
Minister of Food Processing: Kareena Kapoor - Promises to cut budgets to size zero.
Minster of Youth Affairs: Rekha - Overqualified.