India is one of the largest countries in the world and consists of varieties of customs and cultures. You can find some totally different human behaviors in each cities of this country. Suppose you are in an Indian city but don't know which city is it. In that situation, the following tips can help you in identifying the name of the town:
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA.