A beggar asks Desi man for a Rupee.
"Do you drink, smoke, or gamble?" asks desi man.
The beggar says, "I don't touch a drop, never smoked and hate gambling."
"Okay," says desi man, "If you will come home with me I will give you a 10 Rupees."
As they enter the house, Desi man's wife takes him aside and hisses, "How dare you bring that terrible looking man into our home!?"
"Darling," says desi man, "I just wanted you to see what a man looks like who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't gamble."