Best of Desi Jokes: 11.10

A Smart Student!!

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students by the name of Bibek.

The teacher asked, "Bibek, what is your problem?"

Bibek answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too."

Teacher had enough. She took Bibek to the principal's office.

While Bibek waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed.

Bibek was brought in and the conditions explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Bibek : "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"
Bibek : "36."

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.

Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."

Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"

Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question. The next voice you hear will be Santa`s..."