Best of Desi Jokes: 12.10

Sheela ki jawani has become a huge hit. It is rocking every dance floor these days. The music is fantastic and the lyrics is funny. Here is the song lyrics just for you:

I know you want it
But you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya
Yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani

Hey hey,
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari
Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun

For those who haven't taken their Hindi Subject seriously

Teacher: Prasang sahit warnan kijiye.....

"Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye"

Student: Ye pankti bollywood ke prasidh kavi sant shri Salman Khan (Chullbul Pandey) ji ki rachna 'Dabangg' ke "Munni badnaam" se li gayi hai. Is kavita mein kavi mayavi item girl Malaika Arora ko sambodhit karte huye pyar mein badnaam hone ki prerna dete hai. Kavi is kavita ke madhyam se, munni se sareaam badnaam athva zandu baam hone ko keh rahe hai, in panktiyon se humko kavi ke chichore hone ka ehsaas hota hai...

Hidden Facts of KBC

The third series of KBC has just been finished. But recently I got some amazing facts about this popular TV show by some email forward. It is regarding Kaun Banega Crorepati - 2 (KBC 2), but it worth to be known by every desis. Here it goes:

You all know it's a good business. But have you ever pondered... How Good??

Any guesses?? Let's see...

Airtel is charging Rs. 6 per SMS sent for this contest.

Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states...

6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000

24 lakhs in 20 minutes. (People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)

This black and white picture of Nehru lighting a cigarette for the then British high commissioner's wife was pictured by Homai Vyarawalla, India's first woman photojournalist and the founder member of WNCA who turned 94 this year. Her camera has captured some of the defining moments in the country's political history. This one is an absolute stunner.

(Source: Email Forward)

Family Planning Incentives

God decided to encourage people to have less children and introduced an award scheme.

During the procedure at one point he concentrated on learning about the situation in India :

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth. Nehru replied only one!

Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave Indira a BMW.

Bollywood Actress to the doctor

A famous Bollywood actress came back to Doctor and complained, "Doctor, last time you did my abortion, you forgot your sharp blade inside of me,"

Doctor "Oh I am sorry, did it hurt you?"

Actress, "No but my eight friends went impotent, ten of them lost their fingers, and four of them went dumb."

Aishwarya Rai Cartoon!!

Euan Mactavish, a full-time graphic designer and part-time illustrator from the wild and windy North of Scotland, has drawn caricatures of some famous celebrities. Among them is Aishwarya Rai.

Visit "http://paper-pencil-pixels.blogspot.com" for his awesome creations.

Sweetness of Indian Wife

Indian Wives come from sophisticated culture of historic proportion.

They do not call their husbands in front of everyone 'Abey Gadhe" interpreted in English it is "Hey Ass" in harshness.

They call them sweetly in public in abbreviated address "A.G. sunte ho?" interpreted in English it is "Hey Ass are you listening?"