Eye of God

"Eye of God" as told by a email forward. Actually  a photograph of Helix Nebula taken by Hubble Space Telescope.

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A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death.

"The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.

"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi...

"My father was 182 cms tall."

Indian in Hell

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad  that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria..."

2019 World Cup Headlines

2019 World Cup - News Headlines!

Coach Sehwag to be sacked after India's defeat over Mongolia

"Tendulkar should consider quitting" : Rahul Dravid

Pathan touches 60 mph!!!

India out of Super 30 contention

VVS Laxman : "I still hope for a spot in the team in 2023"

NORTH KOREA don't want to take minnows Pakistan lightly

Former Paki captain Inzamam : "Boys is not plays with heart"

Flintoff publishes 7th autobiography : How I got drunk, shot and woke up in the Pacific!

Greg Chappell talks of cracks in the Solomon Islands team: "Seniors are behaving like

Mafia"

Security increased outside Sehwag's mithai shop after India's defeat