Taxi Driver

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai.It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.

"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have s*x with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, Mom?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"

"Most of them become taxi drivers," she said.

Thermos Flask…

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.

He asks the clerk, ‘What is that shiny object?’

The clerk replies, ‘That is a thermos flask.’

The sardar then asks, ‘What does it do?’

The clerk responds, ‘It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.’

The sardar says, ‘I’ll take it!’

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.

His sardar boss sees him and asks, ‘What is that shiny object with you?’

He said, ‘It’s a thermos flask.’

The boss then says,’What does it ! do?’

He replies, ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.’

The boss said, ‘Wow, what do you have in it?’

The sardar replies, ‘Two cups of coffee and a coke.’

Crocodile Boots...

A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims ’71st and *again* barefeet!’