Laloo from the South

Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.

Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.

Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.

So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."

Some Adult Jokes

Why did Shahid and Kareena break up?
Because she wanted to have Saif Sex !

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Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

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Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...

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Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When you are not responsible for both!

Sex Knowledge of a Sardarji

Pappu: Papa what is SEX?

Santa gets tensed but explains everything.

Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box of school admission form?

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Once sardar was filling a form at the hospital. He fill his name, age, place and in place of sex he cuts both M and F written there and write thrice a week.

Mosquito Song

Bheege hont tere,

Pyasa dunk mera,

Lage amrit sa, mujhe koon tera,

Kabhi mere saath,

Koi raat gujaar,

Tujhe subah tak me suka dunga yaar..

Meri aur Shahrukh khan ki Aadat

Meri

aur

Shahrukh khan ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay!!

Three Birds Shot Dead

In 1975, 6 birds were flying in the sky. Suddenly, 3 of them dropped dead on the ground.
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Why??
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Becoz Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in the air !!