Bhool Bhoolaiya: A Shayree

Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana.

Santa and Banta in Hospital

Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).

Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.

He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."

The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.

Windows In Hindi

Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of...

Ati Sushm Naram Khidkiya:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
Cheers !

An Indian Vs Pakistani

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"

True Desi

Features of Real Desis:

1. Say open or close the light.
2. Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.
3. Say Hullo instead of Hello.
4. Say Vot instead of What.
5. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes.
6. Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
7. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick, tschick or pphht.
8. Nibble at a toothpick like dessert.
9. Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.
10. Automatically shorten peoples name even though they are already short. Know some one named either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.
11. Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.
12. Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's the norm.
13. Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his pants pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a Sardar Jee. The puzzled

Sardar Jee kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from him, he said, "its golf balls". The Sardar Jee continued to look at him for a very

long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain his curiosity any longer, he asked; "Does it hurt as much as tennis

elbow?"