Train to Delhi

An Indian lady went to Railway station and asked the Station Master, "Is this my train?"

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


Having knowledge of this type of conversation this lady went to Post Office and asked the Post Master,"If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?" 

Post Master: Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer: I bet you, it won't.

Post Master: Why not?

Customer: It's addressed to Mumbai.

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