Farmer and his Wife

A farmer and his wife from remote village of UP were in a nearby city and went to see a big mela.  The farmer was fascinated by the old aged airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

"5 minutes ke liye 1000 Rupay ," replied the pilot. "Ye to bahut jyada hua," said the farmer.  The pilot thought for a second and then said, "To ek deal hai.  Agar tum log 5 minute ke liye bilkul khamos raha sako to ek bhi paisa nahi lunga.  Agar awaz nikali to 2000 dene padenge..."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.  After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer:  "Badhai ho, bilkul aawaz nahi nikali. Tum bahut brave ho."

"Ho sakta hai," said the farmer, "lekin jab meri bibi plane se giri to mai lagbhag chilla chuka tha."

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