Jokes on Mallika Sherawat

Once a Father asked to his son “Do u know who is Sania Mirza”

Son reply “Tennis Player”

Second ques from Father “Do u know who is Mallika Sherawat? ”

Son Reply “Penis Player”



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Mallika Sherawat ke marne ke baad uski kabr parr likha hoga – “Bechari Pehli baar akeli soyi hai”



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Mallika Sherawat ko airport customs counter par check karte huye pucha “Matchbox me kya hai?”

Mallika Sherawat ne jawab diya “Pareshan mat karo. Is me mere kapde hain, aur kya?



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Reporter say to mallika-subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?

Mallika reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon



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On KBC Mallika was on HotSeat,

AMITABH :-Mallika,What you like most in KBC?

Mallika: Fastest finger first



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What is Mallika Sherawat’s method of taking revenge?

It’s tits for tat



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Mallika says to Emran Hashmi…. chahe dunia jitni bhi kare hamare pyar ki birodh, hamare pyar ki raksha karegi super deluxe nirodh..



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Mallika sherawat’s patriotic song :

“ab tumhare hawale badan sathiyo…”



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Birthday wish to Birth day boys :

Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe, aur aapke gum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.



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Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?

Bra’zil and Thai’land



Note: Jokes are just jokes otherwise I love Mallika very much. She is the boldest and the beautiful. Longlive Mallika!!

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