Some Desi Facts

Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city (Maha Nagri)?
A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.

Q: What does INTERNET stand for?
A: Indians Networking To Ensure Raillery Now En Then.

Q: What do you call a smart Indian?
A: Indigenious.

Q: Why is India a banana republic?
A: Because the politicians keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hai!

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