Ganguly Starts Producing Movies

Ganguly starts producing movies, the films would be titled as follows

* Kabhi ek Kabhi duck.

* Opponent team wale wicket le jayenge.

* Main captaincy ka diwana hoon.

* Hum wicket de chuke sanam.

* kal team mein ho na ho.

* ab tak chappan(ducks)

* Kyon...out ho gaya na?

* Captaincy ke liye kuch bhi karega.

Bin Laden & Sarukh Khan

There's Shahrukh Khan and Osama Bin Laden and Osama Bin Laden says to Shahrukh Khan

Hows your life?" Shahrukh Khan says "khabhi kushi khabi gham".

Then Shahrukh khan says "How your life?" Osama Bin Laden says "khabi goli khabi bomb".

Aishwarya Rai & Ant

Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .
A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch. By mistake the ant son fell into

the coke bottle. The ant's father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and

fell down unconscious .. (Do you know why?????.........Cuz..)

Ant said "tere coke mein mere baccha hai"

Sardar as the Railway Driver

Sardar as the Railway Driver One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.

On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar . He was questioned . He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc . Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger.You should have overran that person . Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.............

Dirty Mind

What is the sexiest thing between men's two legs??
????????????????
????????????????
You dirtymind.. It's "Bajaj Pulser"

***** *****

In which place all the people have curly hair??
............Guess............. Guess.............
............Guess............. Guess.............
............Guess............. Guess.............
You DirtyMind!! Its in Africa.

Chinese Twins

Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them...

Jo Hua, So Hua.

Banta Singh to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?


Best regards,
Banta singh

झुठ मत बोलना

एक दिन राजू के पापा एक रोबोट ले कर आये.

वह रोबोट झूठ पकड़ सकता था और झूठ बोलने वाले को गाल पर खीँच कर चांटा मार देता था.

आज राजू स्कूल से घर देर से आया था... पापा ने पूछा "घर लौटने में देर क्यो हो गयी?"

"आज हमारी एक्स्ट्रा क्लासेस थी" राजू ने जवाब दिया...

रोबोट अचानक अपनी जगह से उछला और जमकर राजू के गाल पर चांटा मार दिया.

पापा हंसकर बोले, "ये रोबोट हर झूठ को पकड़ सकता है और झूठ बोलने वाले को चांटा भी मारता है. अब सच क्या है यह बताओ... कहाँ गए थे?"

"में फिल्म देखने गया था" राजू बोला

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने कड़ककर पूछा

"हनुमान"
चटाक... अभी राजू की बात पूरी भी नहीं हुई थी की उसके गाल पर रोबोट ने एक जोर का चांटा मारा.

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने फिर पूछा

"कातिल जवानी."

पापा ग़ुस्से में बोले "शर्म आनी चाहिए तुम्हे. जब में तुम्हारे जितना था तब ऐसी हरकत नहीं किया करता था."

चटाक... रोबोट ने एक चांटा मारा... इस बार पापा के गाल पर.

यह सुनते ही मम्मी किचन में से आते हुए बोली "आख़िर तुम्हारा बेटा है ना... झूठ तो बोलेगा ही"

अब मम्मी की बारी थी... चटाक...