Cricket and Divorce

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :



The Judge asks the little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your  mummy?



Little Girl: No, my mummy beats me.



Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.



Little Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.



Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?



Little Girl: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

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