Kissing in the Boat- Emraan Hashami Special

Ek din Emraan Hashami kisi Bar mein beer ka mug le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha…

Ranbir: "Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai… Baat kya hai?"

Emraan: "Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare Kareena mili. Usko Nadi paar karni thi. Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha-YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha.
Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron ke beech kissing ka mazaa hi alag hai."

Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri.. filmi parde pe kya, tu ro real me bhi kisi ko nhi chhodta!!

Shahrukh Khan Facebook Status

What happened this Rakhi?

Bollywood Dishes

Delicious Indian food named after Bollywood actresses.

Beauty is not in the Face

'Beauty' is that one word which is defined by many, perceived by many in many ways. For a mass, beauty is what appeals to the eyes, for some, beauty is connected to the soul and mind of the person. All of us have different ideologies about what is 'beautiful'.

Let's have a look at these well known actress of bollywood in the past..

So physical beauty is temporary. It does not last for long. This may be the reason Kahlil Gibran has said: "Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart."

Shahrukh Khan after Ra.one

Bonus Joke:
Ticket Clerk : Boss, no one is buying "Ra.One" tickets..
Manager : Give it free.. once they enter, close the doors and start selling 'exit' tickets at Rs 200.

Facebook Passwords of Celebrities

AbHiShEk bAcHcHaN - P AsH WoRd

AmItAbH BaChChAn - rEkHa

sHaHrUkH KhAn - pPpPaSsWoRd

MaDhUrI DiXiT - 12345678910111213

sHaHiD KaPuR - PaFfWoRd

Funny Educational Hindi Songs

Here are some Education related songs:

SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala.

TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali.

MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam.

SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.

Hazare the Baap

Age does not matter... "Buddah Hoga Tera Baap" casting Anna Hazare

If movies were made in Bar

These would have been the title of Bollywood movies if they were made in a Bar:

1. Sita aur margarita

2. Corona pyar hai

3. Soda akbar

4. Rab ne pila di thodi ...

5. Rum whiskey se kam nahi

Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers

If the PM is to reshuffle his Cabinet Ministers so as to include our celebrities, this will be our Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers:

Textiles Minister: Mallika Sherawat - Very skilled at cost-cutting of cloth.

Minister of Law & Justice: Sanjay Dutt - Has thorough experience in courtrooms.

Home Minister: Fardeen Khan – Sufficient experience in staying at home most of the time.

Minister of Food Processing: Kareena Kapoor - Promises to cut budgets to size zero.

Minster of Youth Affairs: Rekha - Overqualified.

78th Sequel of the Murder Movie

This cartoon shows what will happen when the 78th sequel of Murder will be shoot. (Source: SantaBanta.com)

Mobile Theater in India

Indian people love to watch cinema. But hundreds of thousand people living in remote villages do not have easy access to cinema hall. This is why some business men operates their mobile theater. Here are some scenes of this kind of theater:

Google Translation of Bollywood Dialogues

Aishwarya gone Pregnant

The Great Rajnikant

Behind every successful man, there is a Rajnikant.

Film Stars as a Batsman

If our beloved film stars SRK, Rajini and Chiranjeevi play cricket matches it would go like this

Chiranjeevi 

Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…..... Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power….... the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.

Cheeru WINS the match!

Desi Terminator

Kareena and Abhisek as desi terminators.

Abhishek Bachchan's Body

Now who can say Abhishek Bachchan's body is not sexy?

Bechara Salman

Salman as a poor Nepali porter. May be a result of the breakup with Katrina..