Showing posts with label Hindi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi. Show all posts

Modi, Rahul and the Barber

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(Declaimer: Just for Fun.. No Political Intention at all ) मोदी जी नाई की दुकान में बाल कटवाने गए ।  नाई ने बाल काटते समय मोदी से पूछा....
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मालिक गए फैक्टरी विजिट मे

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एक कंपनीका मालिक अपनी एक फैक्टरी में विजिट करने गया. वहाँ उसने देखा कि सारे कर्मचारी तो काम कर रहे थे लेकिन एक युवक एक कोने में आराम से ख...
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Kissing in the Boat- Emraan Hashami Special

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Ek din Emraan Hashami kisi Bar mein beer ka mug le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha… Ranbir: "Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai… Baat kya...

विकाउ कुत्ता

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एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था: 'इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है.' एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला: 'मैं उस कुत्ते को ...

दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

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डाक्टर : आपके 3 दांत कैसे टूट गए ? संता : जी वो मेरी पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी ! डाक्टर : तो खाने से मना कर देते ! संता : जी वही तो क...
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Soni Girlfriend

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Pagal Bhai MBA

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Ek aadmi roz subah ped ki dal pe chadh ke baith jata tha. pucho kyun ?? ? ? MBA karke pagla gaya tha. Apne aap ko Branch Manager s...
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Some Modern Desi Definitions

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Dimag: Vicharo ki factory. School: 5 hrs ki jail College: Yuvao ka bagicha Professor: 1 hour ka radio Lawyer: Paaglo ka anubhavi

Desire to have a White child...

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Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha. Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej ...

बदमास तोता

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एक स्त्री सड़क पर चलती हुई अपने काम पर जा रही थी, तभी उसने पालतू जीवों की दुकान के सामने एक डंडे पर बैठे हुए तोते को देखा। तोते ने उससे कह...

Jokes on Marriage

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January and February are the month of Marriages in India. So here goes 2 funny desi jokes send by our viewer Mr Chatur Yadav: एक आदमी ज्य...

Math Speaking

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Santa: Yaar hum hindi bolte hai, english bolte hai, but maths kyun nahi? Banta: Jyada 3-5 mat kar aur 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar dunga, 3...

Proposal Chemistry Style

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A chemistry student proposing a Girl: I love you more than an electron wants to attract towards proton. Girl: Oye sulphur dioxide, apna ...

Munni badnaam hui..

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For those who haven't taken their Hindi Subject seriously Teacher: Prasang sahit warnan kijiye..... "Munni badnaam hui, Darling...

Doctor Calling

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Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji. Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray...

Keeping Hopes

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Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.. par yahan futur...

Dilli Ki Kahani

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Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doo...
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Gandhi Ki Dhoti

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There was just one Movie Theatre in a Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a 'cinema screen'...

Translate English in Hindi!!

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How would some common english sayings translate in hindi?? How do you do? * Kaise karte ho? Keep in touch! * Chhoote Raho. Lets hang...

Nacked Statue

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Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, ...