Do you have a Boyfriend?

A girl's phone rings with unknown number..

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Yes! who are you?

He: Tera Bhai..ruk kamini ghar aata hoon teri dhulai karne!
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Another unknown call:

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Oh no no! who are you?

He: I am your boyfriend...cheat, you broke my heart!

She: Oh darling sory.. I thought you are my brother!

He: Tera bhai hi hoon kamini... Aaj toh bus ghar ane ki der hai..