Engineering Student and the Vet

Bimar engineering student se mummy Boli:

Jaakar Jaanwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi Thik Hoga..

Beta: Aisa Kyon?

Mum: Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,

Ghode ki tarah bhag k college me jata hai,


tote ki tarah external k aage bolta hai,

gadhe ki tarah assignments likta hai,

phir bi bail ki tarah prof ki galiyan sunta hai,

ghar akar sab pe kutte ki tarah bhokta hai,

AUR

raat ko ullu ki tarah jag kar fb pe chat karta hai..

ISLIYE !!