Some Sarder special hot SMS

Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.

Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon.

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Santa divorced his wife on 1st night. Banta asked him the reason, Santa said, "Yaar ohdi panty te sticker laga si: OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons.

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Banta wanted Twins. So what did he do?
He Made two Holes in the Condom.

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Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.

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Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.

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Gal's father: Beta kya karte ho?
Santa: Ji samaaj seva karta hoon. Gire huon ko uthata hoon, bichade huon ko milata hoon.
Father: Woh kaise?
Santa: Ji Bra banata hoon.

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Banta: Why are condoms transparent?
Santa: So that the sperms can at least enjoy the scenery!

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Banta's wife comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What's this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha `Serve hot without dressing'