Male aur Female Makhhi

Desi man's wife walked into the kitchen to find her husband busy with a fly swatter.

“Kya kar rahe ho idhar?” she asked.

“Makhhi maar raha hun,” he responded.

“Oh! Abhi tak koi 1 ko bhi maar sake ho kya?” she asked.

“Han, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “Male Female kaise kah sakte ho?”

He responded, “3 beer can me they, 2 phone pe.”